My Left Shoe
On the way to church Tom stole my shoe and stuck it on the roof. He kept taking his hand off of it so I was squealing and smacking him and trying to get it back. He kept it up there for about 10 minutes while we were driving. I was getting all stressed out about losing my shoe. Turns out he had it stuck under the bike rack thing so it wasn't going to fly off. So I got stressed out for no reason, Mom and Bren almost lost their hearing for no reason, and my Tom got smacked something awful for no reason.